humpty dumpty remix

[[Humpty Dumpty->disagreeable]] sat on a [[wall]]. Humpty Dumpty had a [[great fall]]. All the [[king's horses]] and all the [[king's men]], Couldn't put Humpty [[together again]].

No one seemed to like Humpty Dumpty. But if you asked around no one could ever tell you exactly why they didn't like Humpty Dumpty except to say, "he's just a [[disagreeable->image 1]] sort of man."

Perhaps people's distaste for [[Humpty Dumpty]] had something to do with the unfortunate accident his sister had when they were young. Perhaps people suspected him of pushing Jill down that hill. Did he push Jill? [[yes, he did]] or [[no, he didn't]]. <img src=jill-falling.jpg>

Humpty Dumpty was not his real name. That's just what everyone called him behind his back. His real name was [[Jack]].

Jack, like many of the affluent [[families]] of England, lived in the Westminster neighborhood of London.

(text-colour:red)[Jack, like many of the affluent families of England, lived in the Westminster neighborhood of London. ] But unlike many of the members of affluent families in England Jack spent his time [[helping]] the less fortunate and the poor.

Jack did all the things a respectable gentleman should do. But no one ever seemed to respect [[him->work]]. Did they know? Did they suspect him? <img src=whitechapel.jpg>

(text-colour:red)[Jack, like many of the affluent families of England, lived in the Westminster neighborhood of London. But unlike many of the members of affluent families in England Jack spent his time helping the less fortunate and the] [[poor]]. Jack went to Cambridge and became a surgeon. He could have enlarged his wealth, but instead chose to [[work]] for very little money in the rough neighborhoods of the East End.

(text-colour:red)[Jack, like many of the affluent families of England, lived in the Westminster neighborhood of London. But unlike many of the members of affluent families in England Jack spent his time helping the less fortunate and the ] [[poor]]. (text-colour:red)[Jack went to Cambridge and became a surgeon. He could have enlarged his wealth, but instead chose to work for very little money in rough neighborhoods of the East End. ] With all these good works it was doubly strange that no one seemed to ever have a good thing to say about [[Jack->Humpty Dumpty]].

Was it a fall or a push? People asked the same thing after his [[sister->image 1]] fell to her death. [[Was he pushed?]] or [[Did he fall?]]

Oh, he was definitely pushed. The only question that remains is why he was [[pushed->great fall]].

Humpty Dumpty walks outside to his upstairs balcony holding a brown leather bound book. He looks out at and watches a barge float down the River Thames. Suddenly he hears a voice and sees the silhouette of a man. He turns around and says [[who goes there]] or [[prepare to fight thief]]!

Of course no one sent a horse to put [[Humpty Dumpty]] back together again. The mounted police came and took Jack to St. Bartholomew's Hospital, an expensive hospital that only the wealthy could afford.

The truth was no one wanted to put Humpty Dumpty back together again. He was hated by the officers of Scotland Yard, by the washerwoman who passed him on the street while he went for his early morning rounds (some would say a little too early), the little girl he unnervingly grimaced at as she walked to school with her brother, and his [[next door neighbor]] who was sure that Humpty Dumpty had poisoned his beloved red-tick coon hound [[Irene]].

His next door neighbor, while genuinely well-liked, was a strange sort of man. His name was Sherlock Holmes and spent most of his time investigating strange happenings around London. He had been quite busy working on the case of the mysterious Whitechapel murders, when Humpty Dumpty took his terrible [[fall]].

Humpty Dumpty supposedly fell off of his second story balcony. He was found by Mrs. Hudson, Holmes' housekeeper. And it was she that sounded the alarm. It was said that when he was found his arms and legs were twisted in unnatural ways and blood was dripping from his mouth. Mrs. Hudson stated he was still breathing and was [[conscious->Humpty Dumpty]].

Humpty Dumpty is still awake and alert. He can possibly be saved. Should the surgeons do their best to save Humpty Dumpty? [[Yes]] or [[No]]

Such a strange name for a dog. I wonder where he came up with such a [[name->king's men]]!

Against their better judgment the skilled surgeons put Humpty Dumpty back together again. Allowing Jack to go back to work helping the unfortunate poor of [[East London->no good]].

The surgeons decide that Humpty Dumpty cannot be saved and move him to a room where he will be comfortable in his [[last hours]].

Jack passes a few hours later ending the worst [[killing spree->no good]] London has ever known.

Feeling the fear in Humpty Dumpty's voice the silhouetted man grabs Humpty Dumpty by his collar and drags him to the balcony railing. The shadowed man screams, "Admit it! Admit your wrong doings." Does Humpty Dumpty admit his wrongdoings? [[Yes->yes1]] or [[No->no1]]

The silhouetted man lurches forward and knocks Humpty Dumpty over causing him to drop his leather brown book. All of the papers spill out of it revealing disturbing newspaper clippings. The thief screams "I knew it" and grabs Humpty Dumpty by his collar and thrusts him over the [[balcony railing->Humpty Dumpty]].

The man loosens his grasp and asks Humpty if he would like to come into the study to sit and talk. Does Humpty go into the study with the man? [[Yes->yes2]] or [[No->no2]]

Humpty Dumpty replies "I am a pillar of the community. I heal the less fortunate and the poor! Remove your grip from me at once!" The silhouetted man lurches Humpty Dumpty forward which allows Humpty Dumpty to escape his grasp for a moment. A scuffle ensues, which knocks the leather brown book from Humpty Dumpty's grasp. All of the papers spill out of it and reveal disturbing newspaper clippings. The man screams "I knew it" and grabs Humpty Dumpty by his collar and thrusts him over the [[balcony railing->Humpty Dumpty]].

Humpty Dumpty agrees to move to the study. He takes a seat in a nearby recliner and opens the brown leather bound book he is carrying. He thrusts it at the shadowed man. The book is filled with disturbing newspaper clippings from the recent murders in Whitechapel. "It is me!" Jack says with a disjointed laugh. The man screams "I knew it" and grabs Humpty Dumpty by his collar, pulls him out of the study and thrusts him over the [[balcony railing->Humpty Dumpty]].

Humpty Dumpty refuses to move to the study. "No matter," replies the stranger as he yanks Jack into the study and forces him to sit on a nearby recliner. The man begins to search the study in earnest. With the stranger preoccupied Humpty Dumpty quietly stands, grabs a surgical knife from his pocket and violently thrusts the knife at the intruder. But the intruder is quicker. He avoids the knife and a scuffle ensues, which knocks the leather brown book from Humpty Dumpty's grasp. All of the papers spill out of it and reveal disturbing newspaper clippings. The man screams "I knew it" and grabs Humpty Dumpty by his collar and thrusts him over the [[balcony railing->Humpty Dumpty]].

But why? Could it be because Humpty knew that [[Jill]] would push him first?

Humpty, or [[Jack]] cared very much for his family.

Jack and Jill were always [[competitive]] and took turns winning

until things started getting [[ugly]]

Both of them got sick of each other, yelling [[I hate you]] to one another.

Jack figured out Jill's plan, and decided to [[beat her to it]].

Jack pushes Jill down the hill, thinking he won the [[sibling war]]

Jack, or Humpty, goes outside to his upstairs balcony holding a brown leather bound book. He looks out at and watches a barge float down the River Thames. Suddenly he hears a voice and sees the silhouette of a man. He turns around and says [[who goes there]]